September 2011
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I’m sorry. But there is not a single logical reason why driving while talking on a cell phone (Without the use of a hands free device) is still legal. Period.
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Facebook introduces ‘Timeline’ - making it easier for your current girlfriends to find out more about your ex-girlfriends.
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In other news...
Office productivity soars today as people spend more time doing work in protest of Facebook updates.
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/19/earlyshow... →
If you stick your tongue out and catch a space debris snowflake, It’s crazy good luck!
FSU fans are like locusts. There is an outbreak of them about once every seven years…
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I wish pizza places would make extra pizza and then refrigerate it overnight so I could order cold leftover pizza. I mean, seriously, there isn’t much better than cold leftover pizza.
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I’m so happy to finally see something on my DVR’s to-do list that isn’t a reality TV show about a small business on Discovery or History channel.
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So yes.. I’m super happy that you are proud of the fact that you have successfully managed to have sex. I think your kids are great, as I’m sure you think my kid Charlie is super rad as well.
But, for the love of all that is holy, please don’t use your kid as your avatar (Profile Picture) on social networking sites. Or if you do, take time to be proud of the time you spend...
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Yeah, well, When I was your age, YouTube videos didn’t have ads, and we watched them uphill both ways!