December 2011
4 posts
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Most aggravating thing about OSX?
Finder. File management seems like a complete after thought. Man is it horrible.
Dec 28th
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Know what America needs?
We as a country need a damn customer service revolution. I’m sick and tired of people/companies bitching about how the economy has slowed down, and then treat potential customers poorly. Sometimes, going that extra yard is all it takes to pry money out of a tight wallet economy. 
Dec 27th
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You gotta protect your internet namespace... →
Dec 9th
2 notes
1 tag
If you don’t pay for Spotify… It’s an ad platform with a soundtrack.
Dec 1st
November 2011
4 posts
I get it now @SportsCenter. Tim Tebow is the Kim Kardashian of professional sports. Makes sense… I guess it is only a matter of time till ESPN is called E!SPN. 
Nov 14th
13 tags
If I could do it all over again, I’d get my degree in producing videos for dubstep remixes.
Nov 4th
12 notes
6 tags
Stop picking on Apple for the (lack of) iPhone 4S battery life. It’s a simple fix, all you have to do is turn off every functional feature and it’s fine. Damn apple haters need to stop hating..
Nov 3rd
7 notes
“I want a world where a women can do everything a man can do. They just...”
– Tim Allen
Nov 2nd
October 2011
5 posts
1 tag
Oct 27th
9 tags
Not sure why, but today has officially become a ‘Listen to Dubstep as loud as I can with the windows open’ kinda day. 
Oct 26th
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4 tags
Amazing, My iPhone 4S will go from China to my front door in less than 48 Hours. Thats long enough to kill bird flu, right?
Oct 13th
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3 tags
Oct 7th
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4 tags
Oct 7th
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September 2011
11 posts
3 tags
I’m sorry. But there is not a single logical reason why driving while talking on a cell phone (Without the use of a hands free device) is still legal. Period.
Sep 30th
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Sep 28th
9 notes
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Facebook introduces ‘Timeline’ - making it easier for your current girlfriends to find out more about your ex-girlfriends.
Sep 22nd
4 tags
In other news...
Office productivity soars today as people spend more time doing work in protest of Facebook updates.
Sep 21st
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/19/earlyshow... →
If you stick your tongue out and catch a space debris snowflake, It’s crazy good luck!
Sep 19th
FSU fans are like locusts. There is an outbreak of them about once every seven years…
Sep 17th
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I wish pizza places would make extra pizza and then refrigerate it overnight so I could order cold leftover pizza. I mean, seriously, there isn’t much better than cold leftover pizza.
Sep 16th
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I’m so happy to finally see something on my DVR’s to-do list that isn’t a reality TV show about a small business on Discovery or History channel.
Sep 13th
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Avatar Soapbox...
So yes.. I’m super happy that you are proud of the fact that you have successfully managed to have sex. I think your kids are great, as I’m sure you think my kid Charlie is super rad as well. But, for the love of all that is holy, please don’t use your kid as your avatar (Profile Picture) on social networking sites. Or if you do, take time to be proud of the time you spend...
Sep 9th
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Sep 6th
1 note
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Yeah, well, When I was your age, YouTube videos didn’t have ads, and we watched them uphill both ways!
Sep 2nd
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August 2011
6 posts
2 tags
Aug 30th
4 notes
Think about the field day the news would have if Earthquakes gave as much notice as Hurricanes.
Aug 26th
2 tags
"Reality" Fantasy Football Show...
There should be a reality TV Show, where there is a 8,10,12 Team Fantasy Football League. There could be 7 Experts vs. America. 4 Experts vs. 3 Randoms vs. America … etc.. All of ‘Americas Team’ decisions are completely vote based during live shows. If the Experts Win, they get the prize. If America Wins, The money gets donated to charity… I doubt the NFL would ever let...
Aug 22nd
1 note
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Aug 19th
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Aug 17th
Plaza? Whats that? Ohhhh, You Mean UC7? →
Aug 16th
July 2011
6 posts
4 tags
TiVo :(
Just canceled my @Tivo account — Next Tuesday would of been 10 years. It hurts. It hurts, a lot.
Jul 19th
116 notes
3 tags
Jul 18th
“I’m going to take a WikiLeak” … “Please Don’t...”
Jul 13th
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Jul 8th
2 notes
1 tag
This is the last and only thing I'll say about...
‘Justice for Caylee’ now means ‘Cash for Casey’. What’s done is done. Double jeopardy. It can’t be reversed. Stop feeding the troll’s. Boycott her TV interviews and boycott any corporation willing to pay her for TV interviews, movies, book deals, etc. If you want her to face true punishment, ostracize her. Ostracize her legal team. Ostracize her family....
Jul 7th
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Jul 5th
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June 2011
6 posts
4 tags
Jun 29th
2 notes
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Jun 17th
6 notes
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#wildthing_hof
Now that Rocky is in the boxing hall of fame, can Ricky ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn _finally_ be voted into the MLB Hall of fame?
Jun 13th
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3 tags
Food Trucks to the Rescue - A Tongue Slapping,... →
Orlando — Make sure you come out and check this out. The Orlando food trucks are _AWESOME_
Jun 8th
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
May 2011
14 posts
3 tags
Personally, I support drilling for Oil.
So if I drink 3 Fosters Oil Cans, and Send $3.60 to some address, I get a ‘Free’ Fosters Belt Buckle? (Unless you are in Texas. Apparently there are already too many belt buckles there, Texas residents get a ‘Free Oil Can Wrap’) Challenge Accepted.
May 31st
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May 26th
17 notes
3 tags
Must own boat.
I’m now taking applications for some new friends. The only requirement is that you have to own a boat.
May 24th
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So seriously… What is that smell in Apple Stores?
May 21st
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This is the least shitty news I have read all... →
May 19th
33 notes
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“The only season finale I watch is the Super Bowl.”
– Jon Stone
May 16th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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